My Trumpet.
I gotta say, I got a trumpet for a sneeze. HELLA LOUD.
its like a uuuuGAAHHHAAAAA!
Straight up yelling at my desk. For some reason, I usually throw out two sneezes when I get into the office. Everyone knows I'm in when I let them out. I love a good sneeze so I always let myself go when I do, but I bet everyone around me is thinking.. wtf?
Ah well. Feels good man.